Because I get hooked, lose all self-control, and – boom! – just like that! – the precious morning Elan-in-preschool hours are gone, and I’ve got nothing done.

Nothing except lose myself completely in a love story. It’s nice to see a woman who, after 4 children, still has the hots for her husband so much that she posts a picture of his Wrangler-clad assets in the sidebar of her website.
I have the hots for my husband, too. But I’ll hold off on the picture, at least for now.
In the middle of the night, as our children were tag-teaming us in the wake-up department, I had an idea to turn this woman’s story into a screenplay. But then my writing partner informed me that Sony & Reese Witherspoon had already beat me to it. Aw, shucks. I was *this* close.